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Sales Demotivational Poster


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.




Customer Service -


TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.


THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS -




A HOME OF MY OWN -




STEROIDS - Never trust a shady alley seller




SPECIFY -




take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


Mind Games -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




Behind the Times? -




FUNDRAISING -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


AT LEAST... - ...it lives up to its name.




SALES TRAINING -




Thanksgiving 2014 -


TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...


Final Sale -


TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/


Suspicions -


TAGS: stores meat sales cheap what me worry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Excellent job, UP yours
JesusWept - August 15, 2017, 9:36 am
Excellent ^^^^^Up


WOULDN'T IT SELL QUICKER... -


TAGS: real estate sales haunted house
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:52 am
I'll inform the seller...
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:37 am
A haunted house? Okay, NOW you're talkin', but I want a HUGE drop in the price! ^!!!!!


Sales Stands -




Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


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